Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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