you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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