And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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