I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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