I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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