he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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