I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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