Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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