Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize