yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you didnt know i had herpes?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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