Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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