he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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