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the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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