I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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