i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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