Whod you bang
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
