I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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