what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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