I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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