She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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