For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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