I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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