Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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