So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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