I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
