i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Randomize
