Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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