none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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