? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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