Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
