So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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