I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
