Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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