Did you just see the Batmobile???
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Randomize