they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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