Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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