Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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