So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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