return my video game
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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