hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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