So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so explain again why im purple
no
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The feeling are messing with the penis
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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