It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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