You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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