At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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