he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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