Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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