ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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