he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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