i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
you had me at cake vodka
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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