He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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