butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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