You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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