I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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