how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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