i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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