Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Drunk is not a location!
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