is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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