she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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